Has anyone used Mederma?

Mederma, for those of you who don’t know, is a relatively new gel that’s supposed to help lessen the appearance of scars. Apparently it contains some “proprietary” botanical extract. I don’t know what that means because I highly doubt Merk invented a plant, or discovered a super-secret one deep in the hills of Borneo and hid it from everyone else, or anything, but it’s a pharmaceutical company, so I suppose anything is possible.

It’s an odd gel that feels silicone-like, (although doesn’t seem to contain any silicone) has a light, fairly pleasant smell, and doesn’t really dry or soak into your skin like a skin cream does. You’re supposed to use it 3-4 time a day so it basically forms a layer over your skin that tends to flake or rub off when rubbed. (It’s like a thin layer of rubber comes off. Weird.)

It’s expensive, over the counter, and while there is actually a money-back guarantee on the thing, there is no guarantee that it will work. It might, it might not. With all the different people, with all the different types of skin, and all the different types of scars, there is really no way to know if it will work for any given person.

The thing is, it makes me ITCHY. Like, seriously. Which really negates the whole point. Now, instead of my neck looking awful because of an incision scar it looks even worse because of all the scratching. It’s driving me crazy! You’d think after all the crazy side effects I’ve had over the years that I could get over a little itching. Nope. It’s a 24 / 7, every single minute of the day problem. Itching should not be underestimated.

Other people seem to like the stuff, and only my neck really seems to itch, not so much the scar on my chest, (Why? Who the hell knows. I have no idea why my brother turns red after taking niacin either.) so I might continue to try it there. And hey, if you’re like me and a pile of scars anyway, there are places all over to try it. (Yes, it’s supposed to work on even old scars, but be prepared to use it 4 times a day for months.) I have totally found a new market for these people. They should hand out samples to cutters and they’ll have clients for life.

Oh, I forgot, they’re a pharmaceutical company. They’ve already got people on that.